(Source: prismarain)

shinypaopu:

lost-wo0ds:

everyone is drawing kairi in sora’s clothes

but has anyone drawn sora in kairi’s clothes??

u called

real talk Lea getting a keyblade has kept me laughing since I first watched DDD

freezepride:

girlproof:

skypillar:

like I don’t even like him and I still think it’s the greatest/funniest thing

like he wakes up human and pretty much the first thing he does is to go Yen Sid’s house and be like, “hohkay, so, I know I’m a jackass BUT i wanna Keyblade, teach me the thing” and everybody’s just like

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yen sid’s just “son first of all that is not even how this works BUT second of all xehanort is up to some goddamn bullshit right now and your idea is so fucking stupid that maybe it will catch him off guard”

so Lea gets shipped off to boot camp

and you’d THINK being a popular character Lea would get some kind of thumbs-up from the writers, “oh yeah he’s an ex-Organization member but look at what a strong heart he has, wow so talent, much Keyblade” buuuut Yen Sid’s just

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…which is wise old man speak for “jesus this man is the shittiest piece of lame-o shit who has ever tried to wield a Keyblade, holy fucking christ why”

and also like?? his freaking boot camp is an 80s training montage??

no literally

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"a place that’s more temporally flexible" = magically-generated pocket of space-time with Eye of the Tiger blaring in the background on infinite loop for days/weeks

also why is there no art of Merlin and the fairies running Lea ragged during boot camp I need it

SO he comes out of boot camp and gallops off to The World That Never Was all ready to wield a Keyblade except he doesn’t?? he just uses chakrams and parkour like always??? and then at the end he’s all

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READ THAT SHIT AGAIN

EVEN AFTER TRAINING FOR THE NORMAL TIMEFLOW EQUIVALENT OF DAYS IF NOT WEEKS (PROBABLY WEEKS??) HE COULD NOT EVEN GET THE DAMN THING TO APPEAR WHEN HE NEEDED TO FIGHT A BATTLE

AND IF HE HAD MANAGED TO HE ADMITTED HE WAS GOING TO JUST CHARGE INTO THE NORT MEETING WAVING HIS KEYBLADE LIKE SOME KIND OF LEEROY JENKINS-LEVEL DUMBASS

so he says that and then?? suddenly KEYBLADE GET

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nobody is even proud of him or anything they’re all just SHITTING BRICKS

LOOK AT ALL THE BRICKS YEN SID IS SHITTING HE FUCKING STOOD UP FROM HIS CHAIR LITERALLY NOBODY HAD AN OUNCE OF FAITH THAT HE COULD DO THIS

LEA HIMSELF CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT, he’s just like “holy fuck it worked this time what do”

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i’m sorry I just, this is the funniest thing to me

they go to such great pains to make Lea the crappiest Keyblader who has ever Keybladed and I can’t wait for Roxas to hopefully come back in KHIII because you just know how that conversation is gonna go down

"yeah man while you were away I got me a Keyblade! heh, I knew if you could get one then I definitely could! wanna spar?"

and they have a practice battle and Roxas beats his ass into the ground

That’s it.  From this moment forward, I will only be referring to the hopeless dweebnut formerly known as Axel as Learoy Jenkins.

God bless all of you. I’m going to go laugh until I cry now.

(Source: inspiredbyadam)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

(Source: cmyb)

(Source: kh-terra)

shortypantssuzy:

hanji-loves-water-too:

shitthesignssay:

Let’s be frank,

we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.

Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed hate mail!

02/28 😎

Oct.10

hatchan:

Ive always liked pence because he’s so chill, he sees a 7 foot tall clown makeup’d dude and a jesse mcartney wannabee, both in shady black cult cloaks and wielding weird-ass weapons, and he’s just like “hello friends. did you lose something? dont worry I am pence I am here to help ITS TIME FOR A POP QUIZ”

let’s take a moment to see how sexy axel is and for that reason we must love him and is fire of awesomeness 

(Source: khdreams)

What are your headcanons about me?

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

SEND ME SHIT. TALK TO ME ABOUT AXEL

pokem0n-princess asked:

Crystal, 4? (≧∇≦)

september12:

 (◡‿◡✿) I hope this is the Crystal you were expecting

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just sayin

i wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
PREVIOUSLY KINGDOM-NORTS

2/472
Bow-Themes